Nope. Not Today – Funny Gen X Graphic Tee for the Terminally Unavailable

Some people wake up and choose tears.
You woke up and chose "hard pass."

This tee is for those moments when you're not feeling it—socializing, existing, functioning... all of it. Whether you're emotionally bankrupt, existentially exhausted, or just allergic to people, this shirt politely screams what your face already says: Nope. Not today.

Perfect for introverts, overthinkers, and anyone who's been through three eras of burnout and calls it Tuesday.

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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