Feelings Are for Pussies – Dark Humor Graphic Tee for the Emotionally Checked-Out

This tee is for anyone who powered through childhood with sarcasm, side-eyes, and a total lack of emotional vocabulary. Vulnerability? Never met her.
Crying? Only if it’s during a movie… alone… in sunglasses.

Feelings Are for Pussies isn’t just a shirt—it’s a lifestyle.
Specifically, the “joke about your trauma instead of processing it” lifestyle.

Wear it proudly, ironically, or as a warning label. We don’t judge. (Mostly because we’ve suppressed that ability.)

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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